Hi. Addictive Little Diddy

Remember the Mickey Mouse song? Of course you do!

M-I-C
K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E

It's catchy, somewhat.

Now replace that little jingle with new words.

Clean-the-balls
Clean-the-balls
And-the-tushy-hole


You have just been introduced to JJ's new bath time song that he's been rocking the last few weeks....much to the chagrin of my inlaws and proper wife.

Vegas in 8 days!

We Gather Here Today....in Vegas

Thank you Continental miles for same mileage for first class.....

That's right punks (all 3 of you who still check in on me)

I'm Vegas bound Dec 10

Flight Details:
Depart:
7:30 p.m.
Thu., Dec. 10, 2009
Houston, TX (IAH - Intercontinental) Arrive:
9:03 p.m.
Thu., Dec. 10, 2009
Las Vegas, NV (LAS) Travel Time:
3 hr 33 mn Flight: CO297
Aircraft: Boeing 737-800
Fare Class: First (I)
Meal: Snack
No Special Meal Offered

POKER!!! First Time in Forever

2 tournies 2nite.

First one, I had 88 and called a raise. Flop was A89 and I got allin against 99.

Standard.

Then I went deep in a turbo 5$ 6max tourney. Finished 19th outta like 350 folks.

Here's the exit.....it's a beauty!!!! Woulda been chipleader if Aces held. But they were no match for big slick on that muthafucking flop bitches!!!



Full Tilt Poker Game #15411512278: $5 + $0.50 Tournament (112832588), Table 1 - 1500/3000 Ante 400 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:39:47 ET - 2009/10/18
Seat 1: fourkingtwo (15,197)
Seat 2: mr kurt (60,347)
Seat 3: aceemorfaceem (40,068)
Seat 5: buster_brown72 (27,005)
Seat 6: jjok (47,034)
fourkingtwo antes 400
mr kurt antes 400
aceemorfaceem antes 400
buster_brown72 antes 400
jjok antes 400
buster_brown72 posts the small blind of 1,500
jjok posts the big blind of 3,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jjok [As Ad]
fourkingtwo folds
mr kurt raises to 59,947, and is all in
aceemorfaceem folds
buster_brown72 folds
jjok calls 43,634, and is all in
mr kurt shows [Ah Kd]
jjok shows [As Ad]
Uncalled bet of 13,313 returned to mr kurt
*** FLOP *** [Jh Ks Kh]
*** TURN *** [Jh Ks Kh] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Ks Kh 3s] [6c]
mr kurt shows three of a kind, Kings
buster_brown72: lol
jjok shows two pair, Aces and Kings
mr kurt wins the pot (96,768) with three of a kind, Kings
jjok: sick
jjok stands up
fourkingtwo stands up
mr kurt stands up
aceemorfaceem stands up
buster_brown72 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 96,768 | Rake 0
Board: [Jh Ks Kh 3s 6c]
Seat 1: fourkingtwo folded before the Flop
Seat 2: mr kurt showed [Ah Kd] and won (96,768) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: aceemorfaceem (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: buster_brown72 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jjok (big blind) showed [As Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

Weekend

So I shipped the girls to Dallas for the weekend and kept JJ at home. And everything pretty much sucked except for an awesome Saturday night.

8 hours of yardwork. Including hauling 500 pounds of sand and about 1000 pounds of pond stones to fill a section of the yard that was overcome with about three 39 gallon trash bags worth of brush, weeds, and sticky shit that wouldn't come off my socks.

The Cowboys lost.

The Aggies got their asses handed to them.

I lost all 3 fantasy football games.

It rained like crazy.

I ate horribly and gained like 3 pounds.

My back and legs are destroyed.



So, my question to you. How was your weekend?

Fuck you very much.

What About Poker?

Lotsa stuff going on in the jjok house the last month or 2. Some good, some meh. So my apologies for not posting more often.......apologies to all 3 or 4 of you.

Did I mention that I played poker last week? The only time I've played in the last 6 or 7 weeks.

Anyway, I was at a 100nl table just having some fun when I had another of those WTF moments.

Queens in the BB. Folded to the fullstack button who pots it to 3.50. Then the sb with 20$ jams. Now in spots where calling a shortstack jam with queens, it's almost always a nobrainer. However, the guy on the button left to act is solid, so you have to be at least a little weary. My luck lately would give him kings and make my life hell. So I simply called. If he jams I might dump.....yes he is good enough for me to do that.

The button did indeed fold and I was heads up against K5 off. And the king rolls off on the river.

FML.

I sat there for a minute and pondered about what was the point. Why stress? I mean, I win that situation like 75% of the time?

It's a big part of why I've been absent. Sometimes the decisions are made for you and it's up to your luck to pull you through. What can you do?

It seems lately that I've struggled with alot of things in my life and I find myself desiring to have more control..... or at least the perception of control because we truly can't have that absolute. Not happening. No way. It's just not how the good Lord intended it.

Anyway, I played another 15 minutes or so, and busted a 3/4 stack guy with a flopped set of ducks against kings. Flop was 832.

Now how do you think that guy felt when I came way over the top of his potsized c-bet on the flop? He thought he had it in the bag. And it cost him 75$ in the end.

No control.....and I see no way he gets away from that hand.

I logged off that night with a nice 50$ profit for 30 minutes of play on a lone table. I'll take it, but it shoulda been 100$.

Oh well.

I'll play more for sure. I've yanked alot off the site after the BBT win, but left myself ample room to maybe make a fun run of it in the future. Just not yet.

15 pounds.......buhbye. And more to come.

Brother In Law

Found out that my brother in law found my blog. He has left some various anonymous comments over the last few months. Really weird ones but still.

Anyway, this one is for you Uncle W.

Your sister has the most awesome rack......and i've touched them alot.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Roadhouse Synopsis in Under 5 Minutes. RIP Patrick Swayze.

Cross posted at Filmchaw.

Patrick Swayze passed away today at the age of 57. RIP Mr Swayze......

Here's a tribute post I wrote in March of 2008 that I never published.

Have fun.......

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Big fan of "Guy Movies". TNT does their "Movies for guys who like movies" stuff and they are usually dead on with their selections.

And Patrick Swayze was diagnosed with cancer.......here's hoping he recovers.

So, this post is dedicated to him and will cover one of the greatest guy movies ever.


Roadhouse.



And today, and only today, I, jjok will give a synopsis of this movie for your reading enlightenment.

So here we go, Roadhouse in 5 minutes or less of reading.

Bartender, named Dalton, flowing locks of hair, badass. Called by small podunk town bar-owner. Owner needs to clean up his joint.
Dalton takes the job.


Dalton specs out the place. Notes the problem workers and keeps a low profile because he is a badass.
Holds meeting with workers
"I thought he'd be bigger"
you don't have to be bigger when you have flowing locks of hair
"Be nice until it's time to not be nice."
"What if some guy calls my momma a whore?"
"Is she?"


Dalton doesn't want patrons to fuck with his mercedes, so he buys a jelopy at the local used car joint. Light covers still work too.
He buys 4 spare tires.


He lives in a barn.....upstairs......
He sleeps naked in the non air conditioned barn
With farm animals.


He goes to work on first night.
Catches a worker doggying a 17 year old......instead of watching the dude finish her off, fires him instead
"You're gonna be my saturday night special"
"Oh Stevie"
"But I'm on my break!!!"
"Stay on it"


Dalton has his arms crossed, leaning on a post, sipping coffee.
Sees a bottle being thrown at him.
He slightly moves his head and lets it shatter on the post. Arms never uncross.
Badass.


........Classic barbouncer move cometh
Dalton takes guy by the back of the head and slams it into table.
The table breaks perfectly in a line thus breaking the table in two
Dalton pulls the guys head back up.
Dalton then quickly jerks his head, causing his flocks of hair to fly.
"Escort this gentleman to the door"
"Did you see that shit?"
"Tha names.....Dalton" says the blind Jeff Healey playing the guitar behind the steal cage to protect him.
Future bad guy's whore girlfriend now likes Dalton.


After bar closes, someone knifes all 4 of Dalton's tires? No problem! That's why he bought 4 spares!
And he just laughs about it while rolling up the sleeves to change the tires.
Gets home to his barn, looks out accross the lake from his window to see naked swim parties every night.
This party-thrower will be the badguy.


Next night, he gets a stab wound while working.
He goes to the hospital.
Doctor is hottie, and notices his stitches on his arm.
"Nice work."
"Thanks."
Dalton also carries around his medical chart.
"For your line of work....I thought you'd be bigger"
"I get that alot"
Invite her to come to bar for some coffee.


Focus shift now......
Next night, meets bad guy in person, who has hired some of the fired workers.
They start a brawl.
Dalton wins, like he's supposed to.


Bad Guy makes henchmen "invite" Dalton to breakfast. Bad Guy's whore girlfriend doing aerobics in the next room...she has a black eye
Dalton now meets his nemesis......another badass.


Bad Guy starts to do bad guy things like destroying car dealerships. Nemesis helps out.
"Hope you have insurance"


Dalton calls his buddy, asking him to help out.
Old guy with bad knees is Dalton's buddy...he's got to call Dalton "Miho" which is short for amigo.
Relationship with doctor girl filler which is now unimportant.


Bad Guy doesn't like Dalton. Neither does the Nemesis.
Dalton fighting with girlfriend. Hears explosion at barn-owners normal house.


Key move here.......
Dalton jumps out of the window of his upstairs barn apartment........because there is a likelihood he will land in a haystack, roll off it, and continue running without skipping a beat
Oh, and without a shirt.
And no shoes.
Saves old guys life.
Sees Nemesis on motorcycle that caused the explosion.
Dalton runs after him, and knocks him off the motorcycle.
Fight ensues.
Nemesis says to Dalton....."I used to fuck guys like you in prison"
Dalton, amidst the frucus, finds a way to climb a small rock, jump off it, and land a successful kick on Nemesis.
Nemesis pulls out gun, knowing he can't win.
Dalton able to kick it away.
Dalton holds out his hand with pointing finger, middle finger, and thumb extended ready to rip out Nemesis's throat...
Looks like he is about to throw a curveball......
And he does rip out the throat.
Then after does a spin kick to Nemesis's midsection and let's Nemesis fall face first into a pond.
Girlfriend sees it, confirms Nemesis is dead, and is now ultra pissed at Dalton.


Dalton calls buddy to tell them they are leaving this town.
Buddy says cool.
Buddy killed by Bad Guy by a big Bowie Knife.
Dalton pissed.


Dalton executes a perfect plan which can truly only be done in a movie.....or if you are a badass.......


Using the Bowie knife that killed his friend, it navigates his mercedes towards the Bad Guys house. The car hits a perfectly timed jump, causing the car to do a corkscrew in the air.......there is a guy waiting with a shotgun ready to shoot the gastank......causing the whole thing to blow up.
But Dalton isn't in the car.
The shotgun guy is the owner of the knife and retrieves it. Duh Duh Dunnnnnn.


Dalton beats up all the henchman.
Stuffed polar bears are scary.
Bad Guy has Dalton on ropes.
Three old country men with 6'-0" long shotguns shoot Bad Guy.
Bad Guy does the Nestea Plunge into glass coffee table after said gentlemen with insanely long shotguns ventilated his midsection
Cops show up.
What happened.
"I didn't see anything."
Henchman says "Polar Bear fell on me"


Dalton swims with hottie Doctor naked in the scummy pond out back.


THE END


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Again rest in peace Patrick Swayze, and thanks for those movies of yours that I enjoyed......