Humping Tables.

Iggy pointed to a newsstory where a man made love to a picnic table and got caught. And yes, he used the umbrella hole.

So, anyway, a few questions or points to ponder

1. He was taped on 4 seperate occasions. Soooo, his neighbors had the patience to tolerate it the first 3 times, but on the 4th one they said "OK, that's 4 times now, we better turn him in to the police now"

2. He faces several felonies........for fucking a table.

3. Thank god they explained the hole on the top of the table. Otherwise, I might have let my demented mind come up with weird ways that he was the "receiver" instead of the "giver"......like some part of the table was in his ass while he squeeled in delight and stuff.......(shudders now after writing that). Hey, he's the sick fucker, not me.

4. Could you ever eat at that table again or would you insist that it be destroyed immediately?

5. Will his 3 children be chastized at school with quotes like "Table Fucker" or "Hey, is your mom a table?"

6. How bad was his wife in the sack?

7. If someone could get a hold of the tape, could they blur out the "organs" and make it YouTube-able? Bonus points if they captured any moaning or grunting or if they caught the guy talking dirty or slapping the side of the table while grinding.

8. If videotaping your neghbor doing this, what is the proper etiquette for length of time or number of times? Is taping until he finishes considered enough evidence or bad etiquette?

9. Does the guys mugshot faintly resemble Buddy Dank? (good catch Moooook)



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April Fool's was today and I fell for at least 3 pranks on the day......but there was one I didn't fall for.

Getting ready for work this morning, the wifey told me she thought she was pregnant.

I had no part of her Tom Foolery and started screaming out....

"NO WAY!!! NO WAY!!!!! WE ONLY HAD ANAL!!! WE ONLY HAD ANAL!!!"

.....And had a few laughs on my way outta the room.

My kids were oblivious.....however upon immediately exiting our room, it seems that JJ's babysitter was changing JJ's diaper in the next room.........

And looked at me wide-eyed as I walked out of our bedroom.