Is This a Paid Advertisement? Hmmmmm
I see alot of folks have been posting ads of late. Good for them! Get that cash!
Me?
I've basically refused it. I've always thought that my blog was for me and me alone.....and that's just not something I've wanted to sell.
"To each his own!" is what I used to say.
Note that I said "used" to say.
Because today I want to talk you about a product that will enhance every poker players dream night at the tables.
No, it's not some "special" software or some BetUS promotion.
It's the Taco Bell Bean Burrito.
*advertisement paid for by the Taco Bell Burrito and Refried Bean Equivalent Division
Yes that's right bitches! So now you can check raise that douchebag at the quarter tables and also enjoy the most badass Taco Bell Bean Burrito! Now that's what I'm talking about!
Check it out!
Look at the goodness served on paper! It gets no finer I tell ya! The refried beans! The cheese! The onions! All encapsuled in a soft, warm tortilla that keeps it all together!
Hells yes!
I had to give it a try and sure enough, I won 15 buyins at 25NL over 1500 hands! It's all due to the burrito, man! All due to the burrito!
Eating the burrito is easy too, just start eating the non-folded side first and it's all downhill from there! Plus it only takes 1 hand! You'll see what I mean.... check this shit out!
Even the Jaybud likes it! Check out the smile! One-handed! For all you fools thinking that he's happy because he's in the box with his sisters, you're dead wrong!
It's the burrito, man! It's always about the fucking burrito!
What the hell are you waiting for guys?!?! Get the burrito tonight before the Mooookie starts! Semi-guaranteed to double you up in the first 15 minutes!
And I think their offering a freeroll and shit.......not sure yet. Working out the details and stuff.
But fuck, man!! Get the burrito already!
Get the fucking burrito!
I can't stress this enough, man! Check out Jaybud! Look at that smile! It's the fucking burrito, man! It's ALL ABOUT THE BURRITO!
If you have any questions, just leave a comment!
But still.....get the Bean Burrito from Taco Bell, man!
Until next week, my sincerest thanks that you make mine by folding on the felt with you.
Respectfully posted,
jjok
Fatty. Taco Bell shiller. BeanEater. Daddy of Jaybud.
posted by jjok @ 10:47 PM
10 Comments:
you are the effin man JJ..
even if JJ really does suck ballz.
JJ is right. I got the burrito and before I could even finish eating it, I won 2 buyins* at the 10max tables on Bodog. Finally, I have the financial freedom I have always dreamed of.
Thanks JJ.
*results not typical. can cause sudden decrease or loss of hearing, mydriasis, conjunctivitis, photophobia, tinnitus, eye pain, ear pain, eye hemorrhage, cataract, dry eyes, or full out tilt.
Why do I suddenly feel very gassy. I think I'll be playing the poker alone from now on.
NICE!!!
Although I'm partial to the grilled stuffed....maybe thats why I 'bubble' so much.
Now I'm all hungry.
Another weak excuse to post a picture of your kids. You're like a doting grandmother. Jesus!
Ah, you know I kid. Those are some cute kids. Smart move keeping the box though. I hope you have the receipt as well, so you can send them back if they break.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
There is a taco bell directly across the street from where I work and I probably eat there about 2 - 3 times a week - it's so pathetic. But I'm in love with the nachos supreme and this beefy cheesy burrito thing. Oh my god - it's to die for and yes, you can eat it with one hand too :)
Does this mean that I'll see this damn advertisement on half the poker blogs now?
If we meet on the tables tonight, beware. It might be the Chalupa vs the Burrito.
goddamm me love bean burritos.
jordan beat me to it but i gotta say it anyways.
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
nice post.
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