Phrases We Use and How to Use Them

Here are some of the popular terms the Poker Bloggers use on a regular basis......

Donkey, Asshat, Assclown, BOOOOOOOOOOM, nh sir, The hammer, well played sir, Jackace, Postable, I'm soooooo gonna post this, /end rant, Girly IM, Girly chat, Bodonk, Fawk, gutterball, OBFV, strategy post, ATC, I've got odds, You don't have odds, Running bad, Variance, luckbox, Donkament, ITM, w00t, Omatard, Dank Position, bubbleboy, uberpost, weeeee, I ran goooooot, I run bad, IGHN, HH, peep token, booyah, +EV, I'm getting 2:1 on the call, pushfest, Bingo.....I24.......B11.......G38.......O49, Pops, Comes along for the ride, Ax, minraise, off, spikes, pushfest, gg

And finally.....

Fighting on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded. (Followed by picture of rugby shirt youth that looks like he's about to eat the track face first)



So for all you newbies, here's the proper way of how to post using Poker Blogger language.




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I'm sooooo gonna post this. Waffles was on the Girly Chat yesterday and was telling me about some asshat that was calling with ATC in one of those luckbox pushfest turbo knockout tournies. Anyway, unlike our donkaments, this donkey was sitting on a bubbleboy position while Waffles was sitting in the Dank Position because as Waffles says...."I run gooooot".

So Waffles sends me a note in the Girly IM...."I've got Jackace". He pops it and this assclown decides to come along for the ride.

I don't have the HH, but I'm positive the flop comes down a beautiful AJ2. Booyah!

Waffles doesn't fuck around and lays down a big OBFV and this guy calls with 24off! What?!?! Does this Omatard think he's playing in the Bodonk or something? Well played sir! hahaha!!!

Now otherwise this wouldn't be postable, but the cocknose shithead spikes another 2 (weeeeee!!!) on the turn. BOOOOOOOOOM!!! And for Waffles.....IGHN.

Waffles probably will have an uberpost about this followed up by a strategy post, but the talk after the hand was priceless. Waffles gave a few "nh sir" and ripped into him.

The guy pulled a Bayne chat and said "Hey, I'm getting 2:1 on the call. I've got odds!"

Waffles, since he's on the bad side of variance and is running bad, yells back "Fawk!!! You don't have odds! You didn't even have a gutterball!"


Couple of lessons to be learned here. First, popping with the jackace here is a +EV move against assclowns like this. I mean, this isn't even a peep token SNG so you can wield the hammer and play Bingo if you want.......I24......B11........G38........o49.

But be prepared because some assclown will probably gutterball you with ATC in these luckbox donkaments and will justify any bullshit fawk me asshat donkeyfucker retard recockulous asswipe play pulling off "The Bayne" line of 2:1 when all you want to do is get ITM and avoid the pushfest.

/end rant

And afterwards, say your nh's and gg's. Avoid all confrontations because as we all know.....

"Fighting on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win you are still retarded." Can't find the picture of the rugby shirt "challenged" youth that looks like he's about to eat the track face first.....Sorry.


Oh, btw, GTA4 in 2 weeks!

w00t!!!





Until next week, my sincerest thanks that you make mine by folding on the felt with you.

Respectfully posted,

jjok

Medium Height. Overweight. Balding. Texan

PS - Blow.