Rusty

Haven't played cash in forever. Was chatting with Chad and watching him go deep in 5050 and 28K.....

Got bored, but wanted to watch.

So, being rusty, I jumped into a 25NL game just to have some fun.

And then a hand like this happens.....and you realize that there are some really donkass mofos out there.

And go ahead and chastise me for not C-betting the flop. The way these tards were playing, A2 woulda called me down.....

But then again, I'm kinda tarded "lately" (some say always) too, so there's an even balance between us.

Anyway......


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to jjok [Kc Kd] --- Just waiting for the Ace to flop!
MORON calls $0.25
jjok raises to $1.10
... folds
... folds
... folds
... folds
MORON calls $0.85
*** FLOP *** [Qd Jc Ac] ---- Bingo!!!
MORON checks
jjok checks ------Weak
*** TURN *** [Qd Jc Ac] [9h]
MORON bets $2.55
jjok raises to $5.10 ------Note my kickass minraise!! Don't try this at home folks!! Maybe he'll fold
MORON calls $2.55 ------Nope
*** RIVER *** [Qd Jc Ac 9h] [Jh]
MORON checks ------This was interesting to me
jjok bets $8 -------Only way to take down a 40BB pot worth a whopping, kickass 10$
MORON calls $8 ---------About to get fucked
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jjok shows [Kc Kd] two pair, Kings and Jacks
MORON mucks
jjok wins the pot ($27.35) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28.75
Board: [Qd Jc Ac 9h Jh]
Seat 3: MORON mucked [Td 9s] - two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: jjok showed [Kc Kd] and won ($27.35) with two pair, Kings and Jacks


4th pair on a paired board......wow.