Sack

Hey

How's it going?

Sorry, I've been bad. Nothing to post, nothing to write, creativity lacking. Preparing for the family monsoon that is Thanksgiving. Brain's going in about 20 different directions.

I saw that interesting article about Google flagging and reporting trends when "flu" searches are being performed across the country. Interesting. So now they will report back to the government if certain population pockets of the nation show higher traffic searching for information about the flu......so then the guvment can do.....um.....something about it.

So I came up with an idea.
And I need your help.
And the help of your friends.
And your family too.


It's simple really. Let's start a new trend. Let's start searching on a different condition and see how the Google-ites and Gooberment reacts. Lets pick a different disease/condition and bomb the shit outta google with searching.

My preferred choice?


Elephantitis of the testicles


How and what to google? Hmmmm...that's kinda tricky. But here's a start. Use them liberally.

1. Swollen balls
2. Why are my balls the size of grapefruit
3. Elephantitis of the nuts
4. Does elephantitis of the sack make my load bigger and how can I get me some of that?
5. How do I explain to my new girlfriend that my balls are bigger than her head?
6. Scrotal hair displacement for testicular elephantitis and should I just shave it?
7. Does nutsack elephantitis cause bowlegs?
8, Can I drain scrotal juice from my elephantitis balls and will it hurt?
9. Nut elephantitis has shrunk my taint to nothing
10. How can I poo when I have nuts the size of a honeydew getting in the way?
11. Nut Elephantitis means I have to do a handstand to pee
12. Industrial size jockstraps for testicular elephantitis sufferers
13. What's the proper way to care for my elephantitis nuts and why the fuck do they stink so bad?
14. My balls are swollen and smell like the inside of a Wendy's restaurant.
15. can a guy with testicular elephantitis wear maternity jeans and it be socially acceptable?
16. can I collect royalties from that "do your balls hang low" jingle?
17. my 2 inch weiner and elephantitis of nuts makes it impossible to doggy. Help.
18. how does that middle-eastern guy sit on his swollen beachball sack?
19. How to convert elephantitis from the scrotum to the weiner


Seriously, pass this on. Get your family and friends to participate. Get your coworkers involved.

It's time to stand up.

Stand up and fight for your privacies.

Stand up and fight for your civil liberties.

And maybe if we're lucky, the guvment will produce a budget and a series of ads for "Nut Elephantitis Awareness" showing folks suffering from it.........waddlling down their street or unintentially floating upside in their pool with their ballsack bobbing up and down and shit.


That would be classic. Our deed will have been accomplished. And a great way to tell the guvment to BLOW.



*** if anyone reading this is suffering from this condition, I apologize for poking fun. But not really.