Funniest Poker Advice Site.......Unintended.....It's Hilarious.....Must Read.

I branched out some, looking at PotLimit Holdem. Needed some strategy to play it, since I'm not experienced in playing pot limit.

Came across this real doozy of a site and wanted to share.

It's kinda like reading some of Waffles's posts. Hell, maybe he gives the same advice.

First off, here's the link I came too. Title of the article is "How Pot Limit Holdem should be played?" So you would think that there would be some good tips right? I'm a little hesitant with the article since the title ends with a question mark. But I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

Here's a few quotes to get you solid pot-limit strategy

"Getting enough stakes is a good way to start with playing pot limit holdem games. "

Got that? Need stakes.....Veeeeery important.


How about some basic flop play?

Considering a hand with A- Spade and 5 Spade in the starting hand; following the first round of betting if the player sees a flop like K-Spade, 8- Spade, and 3-clubs, you need to recognize that you are having a nut.

Ah, yes....the nut you are having. Good point Raghib. But what exactly is this nut I'm having?

To be clear with similar suits it turns out to be nut flush. With such a nut flush you are still not having anything truly materialistic.

Ahhh, ok, got it. So even if I have a nut, it's not materialistic.

jjok-wifey? Materialistic.

Nut? Not truly materialistic.

OK, so lets get to the grand finale of this "strategy guide" goldmine here. I can feel the dollars coming my way care of Mahmoud.

From the above illustration it should be clear that in Pot Limit Holdem with most of the result of the games are hidden in the starting hands and the flop. The turn and river in most cases have hands in the final finish and you cannot expect a major change without a good pre-flop and flop.

For such considerations, it is always wise to start building your pot-limit holdem stakes in your favor right from the beginning. The earlier you work towards winning, the better position you are in.

Thank you sir! You have now given me hope! I will build my stakes in my favor from the beginning. And early too! And now I know that the turn and river have that final finish.....whatever the fuck that may be.

Do you feel dumber? I do.

These guys have a whole host of article worth perusing if you feel suicidal and stuff.

Partake in their article "Games For Play Money Are Very Famous On The Net " where you get this little gem of advice.

These are poker games where no real cash is betted, and players simply play with fake, virtual chips however, the texas hold em poker rules should be Games for "play money" are very famous on the net.

Have fun figuring that one out. I just read it 3 times, and now I think my brain forgot how to make my lungs breath and my heart to beat.

And then this one......

Just the money is fake and not the texas hold em poker rules.

Solid.

And ........

Studying to shine at play money games will just assist you hit play money games and also to understand texas hold em poker rules and rules of other variants.

Yes, I will study to shine.


Or how about their article Poker Bonuses Are Not Peanuts Rather They Are Gigantic Pay Offs where they come right out of the batter's box with this gem.

Will you ever be interested in playing in a poker site which offers a poker bonus of $1 for every $100 you spend? Definitely no! You do not need peanuts for the many hundred dollars you invest in a site

Why hell no! Definitely No! I don't need peanuts! So why do they offer bonuses? AbuGharib has the answer.

it is for this reason poker bonuses are kept big and accessible only those smart players so that you feel smart and done after you have made it to win some bonuses.

Got it. Awesome! I'm now smart! I feel smart!


So anyway, check these d-bags out and get your laughs. Lots of great stuff to read through......if you can. It's MAGIC! It's not PEANUTS! SMART!